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Rss From Clients from hell:

• "Please make the website and phone number a little bigger and bolder, but the same size"

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• A few revisions

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• "I don’t want to offend gay people with this design…but I guess they really aren’t any different than..."

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• "Please erase all other google search results showing our competitors websites immediately. If you..."

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• "Please remove the images of black people as all of our clients are white."

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• "If this situation is not rectified, I will be issuing a world-wide press release through online..."

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• No questions asked

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• Client: “Can you also say on the poster ‘there will be a live dinner and...

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• "Can’t you just take shittier pictures for a discount?"

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• "Try putting the text in black to make it stand out. I want to keep it one color, so maybe the gray..."

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• "I want it to say in big red letters: ‘Come here! It’s hip!’. You know, so the young..."

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• Client: “I am having a problem closing my cup holder on my computer. Can you help...

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• "Unfortunately we do not like any of your logos so we will stop working with. That also means we..."

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• "You mean every time you do work for us, you charge us?"

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• Really, I'm not.

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