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- "Can you make the reds deeper? Like a Roman brothel? I’m not sure if this helps."
- Client: “I am having a problem closing my cup holder on my computer. Can you help...
- "I don’t want to offend gay people with this design…but I guess they really aren’t any different than..."
- No questions asked
- Client: “Can you also say on the poster ‘there will be a live dinner and...
- Really, I'm not.
- "I want it to say in big red letters: ‘Come here! It’s hip!’. You know, so the young..."
- Client: “Can you pop open a few windows asking them if they are sure they want to upload a...
- "I don’t care if the text doesn’t make sense, it looks symmetrical now."
- "Please erase all other google search results showing our competitors websites immediately. If you..."
- "Can’t you just take shittier pictures for a discount?"
- Me: “I used dummy text to display the layout, it means nothing.” Client: “Well, it...
- "If this situation is not rectified, I will be issuing a world-wide press release through online..."
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