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  • I was doing publicity for a client. Me: A reporter from Detroit News wants to interview you...

  • Client: I hate the website you designed and built for me, it’s not what I wanted. Me: You...

  • Client: Please edit the attached 241 page manuscript. Each page is a seperate document - sorry about...

  • Me: So your username is your employee number, without the “e” and with an extra zero on the...

  • Client: I’ve tried logging in with the username and password you sent me yesterday. It’s...

  • Client: [9:52am] Are you well enough to talk? Me: [9:57am] They are prepping me for my surgery at...

  • "That looks… gay. But it is Austin. Can you put monster trucks on it or something?"

  • "You’re a designer, your brain is different. My customers are normal people. Do you need me to..."

  • Me: How do you want your customers to pay for your products on your site?  I suggest using...

  • Client: Make the logo bigger. Me: There really isn’t any space. Client: Make space. I make the...

  • Client: We won’t be paying. We didn’t use your material. Me: You didn’t? I saw the...

  • Client: I think my keyboard is broken. Me: What makes you think that? Client: When I login and type...

  • Me: You haven’t paid me in awhile, do you think you can write me a check today? Client: No,...

  • Me: About my pay - it’s been 4 weeks since the due date and I haven’t received any money...

  • Client: Where is the website for our new program going? Me: The Internet Client: Oh, that makes...