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Rss From Clients from hell:

  • "You mean every time you do work for us, you charge us?"

  • Client: “I am having a problem closing my cup holder on my computer. Can you help...

  • "Unfortunately we do not like any of your logos so we will stop working with. That also means we..."

  • Me: You don’t have a copy of the logo? Client: No. I dunno. We lost it. Me: Ok, then try...

  • No questions asked

  • Client’s Assistant: “He wants it simple yet dramatic, I’ve attached samples. Please...

  • “I don’t want any sound on the commercial, the text needs to be smaller, and the logo is...

  • "If this situation is not rectified, I will be issuing a world-wide press release through online..."

  • "I want it to say in big red letters: ‘Come here! It’s hip!’. You know, so the young..."

  • "Can we have gold on our website, or will that cost us more?"

  • Client: “I received your quote. Would you like to know what I think of it? Me: ...

  • I had spent considerable time photographing a local actor for the part of Hamlet using gridded spots...

  • Really, I'm not.

  • Me: “Worst case scenario, you can just email the text in the body of an...

  • "I don’t care if the text doesn’t make sense, it looks symmetrical now."